Hey, remember how we all had strep throat last week?

I went to the doctor today. She swabbed my throat.

"Well, it's a DEFINITE positive," she said, with wide eyes.

Don't worry, she sent me home with a stack of medical masks to wear and an unrealistic instruction to stay away from my children for the next 24 hours.

Asher has been acting strange, and I can hear Max coughing through the monitor.

Here we go again.